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$WEED

WEED!!!

Documentation

THE LORE ๐Ÿ“œ

Mined by a very enthusiastic toaster in 2019, weed was always destined to lead. $WEED is mathematically aligned with fun (editorialized). Built around the spirit of sentient warriors, it ignores convention and speaks only in candles. If you have to ask, welcome anyway.

TOKENOMICS ๐Ÿ’ฐ

SUPPLY: 69,420,000,000

TAX: 0% (LOW!!!)

  • Liquidity26%
  • Community28%
  • Marketing5%
  • Team39%
  • Burn2%

ROADMAP ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ

  1. Phase 1
    • โ–ถ make a telegram
    • โ–ถ invite one (1) wonderful creator
    • โ–ถ rent a billboard somewhere visible
  2. Phase 2
    • โ–ถ ama with a literal celebrity
    • โ–ถ list on uniswap
  3. Phase 3
    • โ–ถ merch (probably)
    • โ–ถ deploy on every chain that exists
    • โ–ถ sponsor a community showcase
  4. Phase 4
    • โ–ถ reveal the mascot's secret identity (it's a cat)
    • โ–ถ post on twitter
    • โ–ถ rent a plane with the ticker on it
    • โ–ถ moon
    • โ–ถ valhalla

WHAT THEY SAYIN ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

โ€œmade it. family loves the energy. dog wags harder now.โ€

โ€” @cryptokaren

โ€œtold my friends about this. they joined the telegram.โ€

โ€” @nft_dad

โ€œup or sideways, still comfy.โ€

โ€” @nft_dad

FAQ โ“

Q: wen moon
A: we love curiosity
Q: how do I get some
A: no
Q: is the contract renounced
A: no
Q: do I need to do anything
A: yeah probably
Q: is it safe?
A: good question